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Thursday, 22 December 2011

Merry Christmas To All Our Readers

from Officethingy.co.uk.


CHRISTMAS GIFT SUGGESTIONS

To your enemy, forgiveness. 


To an opponent, tolerance. 


To a friend, your heart. 


To a customer, service. 


To all, charity. 


To every child, a good example. 


To yourself, respect. 






Some stuff and a bit of nonsense to help see out 2011







The writer on a bad day
Source: go-globe.com


Look what you could have won



rocdnicg to rsceearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pcale. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit pobelrm. Tihs is buseace the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.



Movie titles with an officethingy products twist


Click to see the product!






Click to go to site with classic addictive snowball battle game ...






For constructive, challenging and educational fun with office products you could do worse than check out:-  http://www.instructables.com/tag/type-id/category-play/channel-office-supplies/

The cuts to the special effects budget were biting deep

btw an old CDR makes a great car windscreen scraper.  I find "I can see clearly now" by Johnny Nash works best.





JOKE What's the starting Salary?
At the end of a job interview, the HR manager asked the young graduate, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The graduate replied, "Around £40,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR manager said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 7-weeks paid holidays, full medical and dental care, company matching pension fund to 50% of salary, and a company car, it's usually a BMW for starters if that's ok?"
The graduate said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
"Well yes, ...but you started it!"


It's not a trifling matter  http://bit.ly/vGV19V



As a child I thought the lyrics to The Wombles song went, "The Wombles have wimbled and coming are we."  Never understood what wimbling was .....




Ah. I remember the warm Spanish sun






Click the Post-It for my most spectacular , colourful and astonishing Blog of 2011 
















Separated at Birth











Klout and PeerIndex Scores for OfficeThingy.co.uk at 23rd December 2011

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Monday, 19 December 2011

Printing is not just about getting ink onto paper

A short Print Management post by Irongate Group ...


Having been a print management specialist for 34 years, we understand the common problems that businesses experience when it comes to managing and buying print: such as managing suppliers, stock control, delivery costs, asset management, product obsolescence, quality, service, and accurate reporting.

We have a range of solutions to help deliver innovation and cost efficiencies to your print procurement process but it’s up to you exactly how much of this total service offering you use – from simply printing a business card right through to fully outsourcing your print procurement.

If you would like to know more about the products and services offered by our print team, please contact Jack on 01332 345950.



Thursday, 8 December 2011

Don't Buy Print if you care about the Environment!

Demand It!

Are you sickened by the waste associated with obsolescence and overprinting?


How about no more costly overruns. No more out-of-date materials. Just the marketing you need, quickly and efficiently.

Quite simply, print on demand gives organisations the flexibility to order their print as and when it’s needed, in the exact quantity required, thus negating the need to stock large volumes of print. 

Industry studies show an estimated 30% of printed material becomes outdated and ultimately gets thrown out. But the beauty of on-demand printing coupled with the powerful customisation features of our iCu MarketingResource Centre ensures your marketing messages; in brochures, flyers, corporate stationery and even point-of-sale materials; are always bang up to date and relevant.

The benefits for your business:
• Only order what you need, when you need it
• No need for excessive stocks
• Reduced print costs and storage charges
• No minimum order quantities
• No out-of-date collateral so no print waste
• Keep documents relevant
• Enables a quicker route to market and reaction to market conditions through fast    turnaround times (24-72 hours)
• Reduced production and less waste = lower carbon footprint





Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Social Media Rules Are Made To Be Broken

But only in the subject line




Hi.  If you are new to social media, like what I am (that's an Ernie Wise reference rather than poor grammar), and have started to look around cyberspace through Twitter, Facebook, Blogs .. etc etc STOP. This is getting boring and like every other blog you stumble across.


Ignore the rules, be yourself and go for it.


All I have to say right now is in the panel above.  Yes I want to add value and provide the resource that I hope this blog is becoming, but bottom line is, like you, I have something to sell.  And for me it is office products. Simple.  Hence the rather exceptional offer :-)


Peeeanuts!!


The funniest single WORD gag ever. Simple genius.

Monday, 5 December 2011

One To One Marketing

Adding the WOW factor to communications



Long gone are the days of a one dimensional, blanket approach to communications. With variable data digital printing we can take one to one marketing and personalisation to new levels of sophistication, delivering increases in response rates by as much as 30% over generic content printing.

The premise of one to one marketing is simple: by making your marketing materials more relevant and custom-tailored to the requirements of your target audiences, you have a much better chance of capturing their attention and driving a response.

And personalised content goes beyond merely printing the recipient’s name on a document. It is possible to customise each and every communication piece with different text, graphics, fonts, and even charts and tables to capture attention. Using the data you have collected about your customers’ preferences and priorities, you can target individuals with the right message at the right time. As a result they are far more likely to remember you and your products and when designed effectively, variable data printing will result in a tangible increase in your response rates and return on investment.


Image Personalisation

Image personalisation can dramatically improve response rates to direct marketing by creating unique, personalised photographic images which instantly capture a recipient’s attention. Personalised images enable tailored messaging to be integrated within photography enabling the development of marketing materials that are both intriguing and personal. Working from either a library of images or from a custom application created out of any suitable photograph, your data is integrated to create communications with personalised images that cut through mass media.




Friday, 2 December 2011

The most Successful Social Media Ever



To get started here are my Top 5 least favourite Tweets




1) Top 5 lists


2) Morning Tweeps  (argggh - add some value!!)


3) Outrageous claims


4) 99% of inspirational quotes and any tweet with a statistic in it


5) Surprising tweets which have been shared from Facebook so you cant read all withou

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

With Passion & Enthusiasm, Social Media Can Work For Your Business Too!

Here's an example from a guest blogger ....

As tour director for Hidden Aberdeen Tours, I make use of many social media outlets including Facebook, Twitter and Flickr.  My business actually started as a result of creating ‘photo walks’ through a small hobby group on Facebook called ‘Hidden Aberdeen’.  In January 2010 I was inspired to prompt local photographers to submit images featuring ‘lost’ and ‘hidden’ parts of my home city, Aberdeen.  Considering Aberdeen was founded in the 12th century with a royal charter from William the Lion of Scotland, and is now famed as the oil capital of Europe, it is no surprise there are many layers of history, both physical and cultural which from time to time are rediscovered by nosy folk like me!

Very soon we were meeting up to do ‘photo walks’ and instead of just wandering around, I wrote a little script and led my friends on a prescribed route.  The very first one started on our university campus which dates back to 1495, and so it continued with different themes over the next few months.  Things came to an abrupt halt when I moved to Hampshire for a new job – everyone moaned ‘who’s going to do the tours now?’ 

However, within six months I was back, a victim of public sector cuts, but with the thought, now I can start the tours as a business!  Without any funds I quickly posted a number of dates for tours on Facebook and emailed all my contacts in the media with a press release.  Our local radio station was the first to give me a slot to advertise the tours!  Facebook was my only advertising outlet for the first month or so until I built up enough for a small media budget. 

Meanwhile I started a Twitter account for Hidden Aberdeen Tours and very soon gathered some interesting followers.  Twitter generated free web hosting, a free offer to redesign my corporate logo and web site, and links to other networking sites such as LinkedIn and the Aberdeen Business Network.  These sites have been unbelievably helpful in introducing me to other local organisations who in turn have proved to be useful contacts for future projects.  I have also been able to promote the work of other colleagues involved in photography, education and community projects, just by a mention here, a tweet there.

Granted there can be a lot of spurious material on social networking sites, but there are many businesses out there wisely promoting their products and services, as well as helping others along the way.  All such media needs to reflect the passion and enthusiasm of the business owner in order to assure the potential customer or contact they are worthwhile!  Officethingy and others have proved this is possible, and I hope to continue to do so with the content of my Facebook and Twitter profiles – promoting the hidden, the lost and the forgotten, but always bringing history back to life!     

By Dr Fiona-Jane Brown
Tour Director – Head Guide
Hidden Aberdeen Tours
@HiddenAberdeen (Twitter)










Dr Fiona-Jane Brown

Monday, 28 November 2011

What Can QR Codes Do?

Irongate Digital Explains That QR Codes can Bring your Marketing Campaigns to Life!



Marketing in the 21st century is all about looking at trends and being ahead of the competition and one of the newest trends is QR barcodes or Quick Response codes. A QR Code is a 2-dimensional bar code that can be scanned by smart mobile phones and instantly connect to the internet, dial a phone number, send an email, update social networks, play a video or audio clip and more. They can be effectively embedded in magazines, in-store graphics, signage, business cards or any application where additional information is required.

A QR Code can be placed on a piece of media – it might be a postcard, marketing collateral, clothing, an outdoor sign, educational papers, and more. A person can take a picture of the QR Code with their mobile phone, and software on their phone will decode the QR Code. At that point, the person will be instantly directed to a website or a landing page. Or they might be presented with a special offer code for a coupon. Or they might simply see a special text message.

Irongate Digital will work with you to create every aspect of a QR Code campaign: QR Code creation, branding, development of mobile-friendly landing pages, social network integration, formatting for specific mobile phones, auto-response email, marketing metrics tracking and data analysis.





Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Can Design & Print Really Minimise Your Carbon Footprint?



Environment
Environmentally friendly printing, eco-friendly printing, green printing…whatever you want to call it, Irongate Digital is committed to doing everything we can to minimise our carbon footprint and, through our advice and expertise, that of our clients.

Printing is estimated to be the UK’s 4th most polluting industry, due to high energy, chemical use and associated waste and every year more than 11m tonnes of paper are consumed in the UK. So as decision makers and influencers in our businesses, we need to start looking at more environmentally friendly printing and its impact on design and production.

As a digital specialist, environmentally friendly printing processes are at the heart of our business. With no plates or film to image, our digital printing processes do not produce the hazardous wastes associated with traditional offset litho printing processes. In addition, our digital Xerox iGen3 press not only uses eco-friendly inks, but also requires less energy to operate, and uses less waste in make ready.

One of the key challenges in print production is that approximately 30% of all print materials are thrown away due to obsolescence. Digital provides a more environmentally friendly form of printing and addresses this challenge head on; digital printing’s ability to deliver smaller volumes more efficiently (i.e. print only what you need, when you need it) is making a significant impact in reducing wastage.

We do everything we can to advocate the use of more environmentally friendly printing processes, practical steps to make a difference include:

Use Greener Paper
Contribute to more environmentally friendly printing by using paper which is 100%, processed chlorine free (PCF), uncoated and certified by the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC). Also, include verifiable information about the environmentally friendly aspects on the communication piece itself.

Consider Size
More environmentally friendly printing can be achieved by designing smaller pieces to reduce the amount of paper and other materials used overall. Does it really need to be A4? Design without bleeds to reduce trim waste and talk to your printer about maximizing the press sheet.

Consider Volumes
Contribute to more environmentally friendly printing by only printing what you need. If you only need 243 copies, don’t order 500. Instead of printing and storing hundreds or thousands of printed items and then wasting them as they’ve gone out of date before they could all be used, just print what you need, when you need it with Print on Demand.

Less White Space
Gone are the days of superfluous white space: design that is beautiful from the inside out means making good use of the space you have.

Target your Marketing
Be smarter with your data, refine your message and target specific prospects or customers. Targeted marketing makes an impact not only in terms of response but also in making a direct contribution to more environmentally friendly printing through reduced print runs, page counts and wastage.

Embrace Digital Print-on-Demand
This means that jobs can be produced as and when required (and in exact run lengths), saving on paper, printing and storage, and greatly reducing waste through unwanted stock. It also eliminates the warehousing of pre-printed materials – saving space and resources, therefore eliminating the obsolescence of printed materials, reducing waste by as much as 30%.

Manage your Print Online
Our online Marketing Resource Centre, iCu allows you to order your print at anytime – 24/7/365. Simply log in, choose what you want to order, edit details if required, send to print and receive delivery within 24-72 hours. This is a paperless way to manage your print: no purchase order forms and less mailing or transporting of proofs.

Further green reading: http://bit.ly/t5s58M

Monday, 21 November 2011

Get your focus back by taking some time out for a daily and weekly review

Isi Dixon’s second guest post.

Many of us make lists at the beginning of the day or even at the beginning of the week to give us an idea what we would like to accomplish in that time period. That's as far as some people go. Making lists. Some people create lists just to give themselves a bit of a guide as what needs to be done and leave it at that. But how about using these lists not only as a guide of what needs to be done but also what has been done? This can take your productivity to a whole new level.

Taking some time at the end of the day to go through what you have accomplished that day can give you several benefits.

You will get a sense of accomplishment when you see what you have achieved. Looking at how many items you were able to tick off your list, you will feel pretty good about yourself and feeling good is a positive thing, right?

Don't beat yourself up over the tasks you didn't accomplish. There was probably a good reason why you didn't. And if there wasn't, maybe you were procrastinating or doing some serious time wasting. You can make yourself aware of that and take steps not to repeat the same thing tomorrow. If you only ever brush this away and never spend some time to confront your behaviour you will never be able to make a change. So in this case the end of day review can be a tool to improve on bad habits, since you are making yourself more aware of them.

While you're in thinking mode, consider alternatives, how could you do things differently, what would help overcome my procrastination? This way you are planting seeds in your mind that can start to sprout the next day when you find yourself procrastinating on a dreaded task. You already have a solution of what you could do instead.

An end of day review can also be used to plan your activities for the next day. You can sort out what you need for meetings and be better prepared. And with that you can also get your subconscious mind into gear. If you know you have to tackle a particular challenge the next day, your mind will get to work straight away and chances are you will be presented with a suitable solution when you wake up the next morning. Our brains are pretty amazing that way.

A weekly review can provide additional benefits. The weekly review can be held at pretty much any time, as long as you do it regularly at that time. Different people prefer different times. This could be Friday afternoons, Monday mornings or midweek. See what works best for you.

At a weekly review you will take a bit more of an overview of your projects and goals and not just concentrate on your daily tasks. You can see what progress was made on each of your projects and which projects have been neglected. Do these projects still hold value? Or were they neglected because they need to be abandoned altogether.

What progress has been made towards your goals, whether they are long term or short term? Again, do you need to tweak your goals in any way? Goals are not set in stone; they are targets you aim for. But if your life or business situation changes, your goals might need some adjustments, too.

With the help of end of day and end of week reviews you can make sure you stay on track with what you want to achieve and you give yourself some necessary thinking time that we often lack in these stressful times. We rush from one appointment to another, rush home, quite often do some rushing around there and at the weekends we just veg out. Unless you take out some time to think, and it doesn't have to be a lot, your life runs you rather than you run your life. Take about 15 minutes at the end of each day and about 1 hour at the end of the week to get a handle on what it is you want to achieve and to make sure you are achieving the right things. Your productivity will improve and so will your quality of life.

Isi Dixon

Consultant, Motivational Speaker & Author

Well Organised

Professional Organising & Decluttering

Tel: 07732 915456




Author of Get Twice As Much Done In Half The Time – 10 Productivity Strategies for Your Office

Available on  Isis website (with a special bonus edition of Printable Forms, Templates & Worksheets)


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